Soviet Army Diet

At ease!

Since you got to this page my dear, you are hopelessly fat.

Which means that you are also stupid, low in self-esteem and energy and overall useless person.

And you can't stop being fat and useless by yourself.


Looking for easy solution? Bad news for you trooper, There is no easy solution.

But I, Sargent Petroff can make you a normal person again. It will be painful. You will suffer. But this is your chance.


Oh, you don't like to be pushed around, do you? Go back to you divan, reality TV shows and pizzas.  Don’t forget a box of napkins – you gona need them to wipe the fat dripping from your chin to your fat abdomen.


Ready to join the army?

1. Start with reading the Orders. Something you already know.
2. Sign up to keep track on your progress (or,  the lack of your progress)
3. Read more in the Charter section – something to make your think. This is Soviet Army diet after all, so we encourage you to think and to be intellegent. If you can.
4. Report back all your angry unimportant feelings.